Fecund Jellyfish have no shame

It’s the trifecta of self-imposed apocalypses today. I was diligent this morning until I trusted my ass too much; there goes another pair of underwear along with an unscheduled trip home. I don’t go commando at work. I decided against better judgment to perform minor surgery on myself to eliminate a skin tag on my neck and missed, I think I got 50%. Then my wife tells me that’s one way to get a staph infection, I swear I sterilized everything. There was a lot of blood though…well not really. Now I am at work and I take the band aid off and my skin is reacting badly to the adhesive. I wear a dress shirt…oh why can’t today be business casual! I was so angry I went out and threw my baby carrots into the drainage ditch, HA take that!

Also I shaved one of my thighs this morning in the shower for my new experiment in skin therapy; left is the control group.