Friday Fro Yo Try #2

 

 

My deepest thoughts…kind of depressing and elating at the same time:

 

 

Sometimes I get up in the middle of the night; I scamper into the kitchen and climb into the freezer.  It’s a standard fridge with a small freezer on top.  I think people think that a guy of my stature would not fit in there, but I tell you it’s a Narnia but I call it Freezer-Mania.  Instead of land filled with magical creatures, I climb way back into the dark recesses into a strange but familiar land of forgotten freezer items.  This includes a half bag of broccoli florets, a few bags of assorted other vegetables so badly freezer burned there’s no telling what they were, a lone spring roll I call Frozen Ninja Roll of the Shrimp roll clan, and an empty ketchup bottle which I can only assume is the Ninja Roll’s fortress of solitude…maybe that stray frozen pea is Ninja Roll’s trusty side kick Master P (P stands for Pain).  These are merely a few examples of the wondrous magical creatures of this land.  I often spend what seems like months in there and I always emerge at 5:00 am the next morning drunker than an alcoholic skunk that’s fallen off the forest creatures’ alcohol free wagon or maybe pushed off.  I bet there really is nothing like watching an obese drunken giant trying to climb out of a top freezer, I guess it would be like watching an elderly monster octopus trying to climb out of the top of a skyscraper but the US military isn’t trying to kill me as I am climbing out of my freezer…however that would be kind of interesting.