I’m on an ugly duckling crusade of sorts.

I say when buying vegetables and fruit pick ugly; they are just as good but often get wasted because they are not seen as good. Let others be finicky and fickle, don’t bow to their shallow shopping trends! Pick some ugly fruit and enjoy the bounty!

mCommerce…mIndividual…mGood french fried taters!

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again shortening cucumbers to cukes and yelling you love cukes is only gonna get you in trouble.

Ummm…who was going to ever stop Pitbull from partying? He just looks like a guy who is going to party and there’s really nothing that can be done about it. Sure you can put up barricades, but then they just become party barricades…you could take away his booze but really booze makes him party more because he’s already partying…really? I mean really?

If you were to say I was fly like a G6 you’d be two G’s too high…

Shaving my pits was on my bucket list, now in the body shaving category I just got the coin purse and shaving someone else’s pits.

Even if it was cleaned, fried and dunked in sugar I would not kiss a cow’s anus, even if a cow’s anus was another word for those French crawler donuts, well…I do love donuts.

The meek may inherit the earth but the blue hairs will rule it.