I play Hunger Games every morning at 9:30.

There’s this stamp on my desk that says SCANNED, I’m thinking that would go great on my forehead.

March it’s really just the 3^rd month.  Oh God the third month!  It’s almost done and next April, great April known as the month Del Diablo.  Diablo could just be Frozen Yogurt with strawberry syrup, that’s not strawberry tis blood my good man blood of a virgin cow from 1972 born during which a Jimi Hendrix record is play the national anthem backward and the TV Batman is punching robin in the face with a giant red plastic bat, not for baseball the thing that flies around.

 

Croutons why do they insist on being in my salad.

 

Flour Power.

 

Gamma Rays were the original Omega 3’s.

 

When I am told to flay, I never feel right about it.

 

I think we need a day that’s just about defying our social morays, can anyone say underwear and ice cream fight?  I’ll bring the marshmallow fluff.

 

I think Yoo-hoo needs nougat but I just can’t figure out how.

 

Time for the word of the day: Wow. Wow just what happened?  The word of the day.  Okay.