I see guys all the time turn t-shirts into tank tops, so I think it’s time I turn some of my boxers into briefs.

Do ever wish you could be a baby again or a small child and climb into your mother’s arms to rest and feel safe?  I kind of wish I was a baby gorilla.  So I went to the used furniture store and I bought a big old sectional.  I also went over to the taxidermist and bought some fur and animal hides.  I went into the backyard and positioned the sectional into an old tree.  It’s a tree about ten feet tall and I nailed and roped up the sectional to different parts and then stapled the animal hides to the sectional.  When I was a kid at our playground we had ten foot posts with tires on them called tire trees, kind of same idea except with a deconstructed couch with animal skin secured to it.  Then I put on my wife’s fur coat and climbed up into it.  I sat up there with a forty of Old English and I felt like a baby Sasquatch as I cooed at the neighbors.  I figure this is the kind of DIY projects missing from Popular Science.

 

So I shaved my knuckles and hands, I have made peace with the rest of my body hair, I can’t fight a two front war.

 

Free will seems to be a façade of genetics, biochemicals and chance.

 

The infinite blackness and depth of interstellar space reminds me of how much I hate black jelly beans.