If I had a fetish, it would be for ballistic tires.

I often wish I was pregnant, but not with a baby.  I wish my rotting corpse was pregnant with thousands of hungry parasites.

 

I wish my tie would make people go insane, but only on days where it doesn’t look as good as it should.  I picked a grey suit and my tie is too black.  I think I will hide in my office.

 

I really really like flamingos.  I wish I had one as a pet that I would eat when it died so I could understand what Grokking is.  I mean it would be more than a pet, like maybe a second cousin, you know the one that won’t quite staring at you and never says anything.

 

When is coffee and pretzels not a good idea?  Maybe on a roller coaster or as a weapon against polio…

 

TAP – Tadpoles against Poles, because Tadpoles are the genetic superior psychic race of Poles ready to lay waste to all who stand against them Poles and People alike

 

Deluxe always seems better to me, even though it’s never quite as good as you think it’s going to be, except in the case of the Arch Deluxe…god I miss that sandwich.  I think if I ever joined a cult it would be for that sammy.  What flavor of Kool-Aid would you drink?  I like grape straight from the packet.  I also wonder if I had to have my mouth taped shut what kind of tape would be the most comfortable?