I'm a naan believer.

 

 

Thoughts they jump in and out of my head like alternating currents:

 

Not sure I enjoy eating oranges like an apple especially without a napkin wearing my suit leaning over my keyboard.

 

Do you ever think that if you could be a giant like 200 feet tall roaming the country side would it be weird to snack on horses?  I was thinking if I was 200 feet tall I could eat them like popcorn.  I’d call them Equus ferus caballus pop’ems and sell ‘em by the bushel ya see.

 

You have dancing with the stars maybe be dancing with death row would be better.   You don’t know how far I could go with that one, I’m sure it would be electric!

 

I saw Captain America last night, I really though Red Skull was gonna kick more arse.  He talked a lot more than I thought he was going to, but we all know it was a setup.

 

I prefer to say: Walking across the broken skulls of my enemies, rather than walking on egg shells.

 

Are seagulls nature’s Twinkie or is it a banana or is it presidential candidate Perry?

 

Who doesn’t love a goat, purely platonic? I hear the tiny ones while cute are stinky.

 

MR Goats

MR not Goats

CDEDBD I’s

No

C my gun

L I B, MR Cops.