Lars and the Real Girl is like…I forgot it I had a good one and now no dice…:(

Don’t you wish you could eat anything? I want to know how satisfying it would be to eat your neighbor’s house. Where would I start? What’s the best way to eat a house? For me, I think I would start from the ground up. I want to eat Rumor Has It by Adele but it might be too bitter for me.  I figure though once I ate it and pooped it out no one would want to play it anymore. It’s a shame that I get to only drink the coffee and not eat the mug. So what if you get trapped 5 miles underground with your work pals, just eat your way out.

The place across the street from work is going from Car Wash to Car Wash, Laundry, etc. I figure if that’s the case you might as well make it a coffee shop, bar, bath house, an arcade, add some miniature golf, maybe a go cart track, build a sky scraper, make some jam, taxidermy some animals, tax consultation, shoe shine, cell phone accessories, knife sharpening, day care, e-bay consignment, office supplies and guns.

I just feel sorry for out of three multibillion dollar health insurance companies in the area, one is getting picked on by the other two. I mean can’t we just live in a happy field full of daisies, butterflies and velvet dressed plastic elves with bright red and blue LED eyes.  One that note, I feel the greatest gift of technology in the last ten years is that the lights on police cars have gotten a whole lot prettier.

Apple sauce, I like, no sugar added please just ascorbic acid and water. Why not caffeine? I’d called it Apple in Your Face.

It took me a full year to figure out how to use the white out correct it tape without twisting the little plastic ribbon.  Who knew that the learning curve for office products would be so hard?

Why no knee guns Robo Cop? If you had a cyborg robot cop and his point was not to be an executioner, could you enhance him to shoot people in other places like the feet and knees? Of course then you have to take care of them, damn medical costs.

I’ve been using menthol for the first time as a medicinal element, works a lot better on my knee. So my question is that if those icy hot patches were brought into the US illegally, you know they must have been cut down to 5%. SO then if I go out and I am use to 5% menthol on my Icy Hot pads and then I go over to another dealer other than my Walgreens, and then I get like 10% menthol by accident can I overdose? What happens if I have an uncontrollable addiction and start using menthol recreationally while gaming? Like I am slapping those things all over my body and combining it with alcohol, it’s probably equal to the cocktail of alcohol and Aspercreme!

Wish me luck today there is a Potato Bar at work!