Lars and the Real Girl is like Pete’s Dragon

It only took me a few days to remember my analogy.  Also I realized that preseason Football is like a presidential debate in that:

1. 1. The candidates may talk a big game but it doesn’t really matter since it’s the preseason.
2. 2. You can win or lose but it’s what you do during the regular season that counts.
3. 3. Obama still has the football, so Romney shouldn’t be arm chair quarter backing especially when the football is a suitcase full of nuclear launch codes.
4. 4. Talk all you want but Obama still gets all the chicks.
5. 5. The winner gets the $500,000 contract but the loser gets the 10 million dollar book deal.
6. 6. I don’t think I am still responding to the original question when I say: “Whose policy is best for the urinal cake industry?”

•                 Ice
•                 Cake
•                 Scented Pad
•                Waterless
•                 Coffee goes in the sink, not the urinal.

Instead of Hungry Hippo, I want to play:

1. Hungry Spider
2. Crazy Meth Addict
3. OCD paper reading homeless savant
4. Fireballin’ Willie
5. Ice in my teeth cause I got billz and ho’s
6. Phone wielding naked “fill in the blank”
7.  

I’m more of a fan of cheap squeeze pack mac & cheese over powdered cheese.