Leggo my eggo madness

Sometimes I get this feeling that I never felt before…how many times can this realistically happen?

 

Here are some feelings I never felt before, except after I felt them:

 

Feeling like I am completing a circuit, both electrical and when I do laps around my office building.  Sure I’m the only one competing, but I know the competition is fierce.

 

Feeling like there are one hundred peanut shells pressing into my face, yeah it’s because my face is on the floor, yeah it’s dollar taps night, yeah it’s cheap beer with the occasional vanilla schnapps shot, yeah I know we’ve all been there, no I tripped no one got into a fight with me and broke a chair over my back…

 

Feeling like I wish I had more coffee…no I have felt that before…

 

Petting velour…vetting couture…

 

Grappling with graupel laden snow monster jumping in the bouncy house…

 

So I think when my wife and I snuggle at night I am the Ton Ton and she is Luke Skywalker.