Not for the weak, I’ll cut a bitch. Okay, I’m scared of myself right now.

Stuff a sandwich in your face, is the name of my new restaurant idea.  The muse is my wife, I don’t credit her enough for some of the less mind boggling insane ideas that I post. Maybe I would call my sandwich shop: STUFF IT!!! So we got sandwiches that we recommend you stuff in your face, don’t have time to eat try our smoothies called Blend ‘O Wich.  You don’t have time to eat a sandwich; drink one. We have our very own rewards card. Stuff it in your face then stuff it in your wallet.  The more you stuff, the more stuff you can stuff with the STUFF IT!!! CARD.  Rack up Stuff stamps and with ten stamps you get a free stuff. One of our cleanly expertly trained minimum wage earners will strap you into a chair and stuff your face until you can yell or mumble the safe phrase.  The safe phrase is STUFF IT!!!

Then there is the SUPER STUFF IT meal deal, with our 8 inches of pleasure sandwiches with the extra meat you crave and extra condiments to make it wet and sloppy for you. Our 32 ounces of STUFF IT soda with our half inch custom wide straw ribbed for your pleasure will allow you to suck as much stuff as you want as fast as you want.  Don’t forget your custom salted and hand cut fries, it’s the potato stuff you love.  Our specially season Himalayan salt blend sprinkled over our genetically modified STUFF IT potato cross blended with the genetic material from avocado, tomato, potato and orangutan will give you an experience that is new and hard to forget even with years of psychotherapy.

Get up out of your chair and drive to STUFF IT!!!! Or now order online with our website or mobile phone app. STUFF IT!!! on your phone, in your car, STUFF IT!!! with your wife, with your friends and maybe a pet or two depending on their size. You can even STUFF IT!!! at work, hell have an office party where everyone can STUFF IT!!! with your boss.