Steve West: You've never seen anything, til you've seen the Sun through the rings of Saturn!

I think we are all sex machines, isn’t that how we have survived longer than the first draft.

If I were a Kung Fu Master my Kung Fu would be Telephone.  My moves would be:

1. Flying Eagle Hand Set and Strike
2. Text Message of the Seven Dead Monkeys
3. Jumping Angry Toad *69 to your face
4. Voice Mail Crane Dance Oblivion
5. Annoying On Hold Music of Thumping Frog Feet Serenade
6. Suffocating Vintage Phone Cord Whirlpool Lighting Blow
7. Jagged Throwing Mobile Phones of Destiny
8. Paralyzing Panther Cry Ringtone to rupture eardrums
9. Purple Humming Bird SIM Card Memory Wipe (it’s the knowing that hurts)
10. 411 Panda Kiss to your kidneys