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Forsaken like chocolate covered bacon is the enlightenment that everyone is in an all-out sprint to the finish line of who is right. Do we all have to be right? My best moments of discovery happen right after I am angled 90 degrees from the right answer. You ask me, is it truly forsaken? I answer: do you wake up every morning thinking “I have to be right today”? Well, everyone else has to be right! You jump out of bed wielding your giant blood soaked chainsaw of logic with bits of other peoples arguments still wedged in its mechanisms. How far into their debate did you have to stick your ideas to rip the soul of their words to shreds? How much did you trample on their dreams to make yourself feel like a god? You face somebody on the train platform and they stare at you wide eyed as your Genghis Khan Hordes of speech swarm them and choke the life right out of their brain. Do you think they succumb out of pity, boredom or realization that resistance is futile? Could it be they are waiting for you to pass out because you don’t have the time to breathe because your ideas are too gosh darn important to listen to others? Back…Demon…Back…your notions have no meaning here…yes we are all demons but hell wouldn’t be as fun without other idiots!

I digress. It is one thing to eat something and it’s quite another just to put it in your mouth and masticate for the sheer joy of masticating. I think that really is just for the people who have a drooling fetish. This includes two parts mind you: the people who enjoy drooling and those who enjoy being drool upon. You then wonder how much drool can a person produce and what it would be like to be incapable of controlling ones drool. It is more than spit, tis drool a viscous substance and therefore the pope of saliva!

I want to have a good gnash, maybe on a turkey leg or a piece of oak.

If you could choose a liquid to drown in what would you pick? Hand Sanitizer, Euphoric Acid, Sulfuric Acid, Mercury, Diet Coke, Fanta, Liquid Iron, Ducks? I’d pick ducks.