We are all one banana away from eating too many bananas.

So I just realized that if you were put in the stocks for a couple of days back in the day, they probably were not letting you have potty breaks.  (Geeeerrrrossssssshhh)

Step One: Eat lots of all vegetarian chili

Step Two: Super glue you butt checks to a large glass display window facing outside of your neighborhood sporting goods store

Step Three: Enjoy the ride

Step One: Slather yourself with bacon grease

Step Two: Find some bears

Step Three: Enjoy the ride

Step One: Turn on the radio

Step Two: Launch the entire nuclear arsenal of fluffy teddy bear robot clones from your favorite movie

Step Three: Enjoy the ride

Step One: Buy tune packed in oil

Step Two: Make tuna noodle casserole and don’t drain the oil, then serve it at a family dinner at your parent’s house that has only one bathroom

Step Three: Enjoy the ride

Step One: Fish

Step Two: Read my blog

Step Three: Enjoy my ride

I’m more into afro-disiacs.