You know what time it is? Time to stuff steaming hot lasagna down your pants because it’s Friday!

Halo 5 – You know I don’t think Bungie went far enough back with Reach. I think we go all the way back and get some Stone Age Master Chief. I think stones, sticks and bacterial meningitis will be the power weapons. Cortana will just be a cave painting that talks to the Chief after he eats the magic moldy cheese and guides him through the spirit world when the covenant comes down out of the sky in their magic chariots and threaten to turn cro magnum into a steaming pile of fleshy bits.

I’m tired of zombies; I can’t wait for Walking Robots.

According to Kirkman, from gleaning his psyche from compendium 2 of the Walking Dead comic, the apocalypse’s effect on human society is like the directions on the back of a bottle of Johnson & Johnson shampoo bottle. No more tears, just rinse and repeat, like the numb murderous rampaging maniac you’ve become…but it’s what you have to do to survive…it seemed like a good idea at the time…they gave me no choice…love is a battlefield…she blinded me with undead blood wrenching science…oingo boingo…