W00t its almost christmas....wait...BOOOOOO...

I'm not a fan of X-mas this year. Nope.

Call me a Grinch...party pooper...whatever. I'm not a fan.

The reasons?

1.) Its December and its friggin 80 degrees outside. I mean WTF!?!?!

2.) Family I despise with the core of my being is coming down to visit the day after X-mas...and stay for a few days.
My douchebag uncle, his psycho wife and their 2 kids (who I have no problems with oddly...).

3.) Did I mention its fucking 80 degrees outside? WTF!

Ok. I posted a long time ago about the fallout I had with my Uncle and how he thinks he's better than everyone else in the family....basically he shits rose colored golden logs and Jesus loves him more than anyone else. You all know the type...

Then there's his wife...psycho. I think someone said the word penis around her one year and she almost fainted.....got very hostile...went from zero to bitch in less than a second. The "Perfect" little Christian person. And has no qualms telling you where she thinks you need to improve your life so that you can obtain the shallow/fake and self-induced bliss that she lives in 24 hours a day and 7 days a week. Rose color glasses not included.....

Not don't get me wrong...not all Christians are like this and I am in no way bashing people who believe. I'd be bashing myself as well. So whats the point.

My quarrel with them is that they are the holier than thou type...and that gets my ass hairs in a terrible twist.

The fact is the very thought of these 2 particular people makes my stomach turn. I do not wish to be around them, or deal with their fake bull the entire time they are here. I have issues with them and I can't stand being in the room long enough with them to deal with them.

So this holiday season I am going to be a hermit. Living in my little cave and anyone who dares enter or call will be mauled and left out in the 80 degree winter weather for a tan.

My grandmother asked them to come down because it is also my grandparents 50th wedding anniversary. So they want all their kids there to partake in the celebration. Much to my displeasure. Because I KNOW 100% there is gonna be conflict. Not from me....I'm gonna do my damndest not to upset my grandparents...because I do give a damn about them. If there's a fight...it'll be between my douchebag uncle and my aunt mouse. (we call her mouse....long story.) If there would be a fight...I'd have to take her side and help her kick his ass.

And that would cause alot of grief.

I just wanted to enjoy X-mas with the family I live close to and my girlfriend. Why does that have to be so damn hard.

I don't want patience or understanding or anyting like that.....thats a dangerous thing to be asking for. So I'm just gonna ask to be left alone. But that might just be too damned much to ask for.

And I'll be honest....I dont wanna start problems....but if I get poked....I will poke back and it won't be pleasant to the recipient.

So please pray for my sanity as we near X-mas.....its gonna be really rough this year I think.

Gatsu OUT!