More East Texas Humor

GIJoeBob

Shared on Sun, 06/17/2007 - 15:41
Yesterday Cutie and I had a big garage sale to get rid of some of the stuff in the house that we no longer need and to make some extra cash.  One of the items I had up for sale was a riding lawn mower I just don't have a use for as our current home doesn't have that big of a yard.

A couple came by yesterday and we haggled on a price and settled on something that both of us could agree on. They paid half yesterday and half today when they came by to pick up the mower.

The guy didn't want to buy it without trying it out first and I can't say I blame him.  So he hops on the thing, starts it up and takes off and then PROCEEDS TO MOW A BIG ARCH OUT OF MY NEIGHBORS FRONT YARD!!!





And this isn't just any neighbor, he is an agricultural professor at the local university who heads the turf and grass departments. It is kinda of expected for him to have a great looking yard.

When the guy realized what he had done he just kinda sheepishly looked at me and mouthed the word "sorry" through the sound of the engine.

Ugh, how am I going to live this down?

Comments

microscent's picture
Submitted by microscent on Sun, 06/17/2007 - 15:46
ROFL! That's just too damn funny! Have fun explaining it to him!
Lusetti67's picture
Submitted by Lusetti67 on Sun, 06/17/2007 - 15:47
Tell him your wife did it !
NewBoyX's picture
Submitted by NewBoyX on Sun, 06/17/2007 - 17:09
oops
OldManRiver48's picture
Submitted by OldManRiver48 on Sun, 06/17/2007 - 17:41
Get some spray paint and make it into a rainbow. Just tell him its Irish tradition.......his pot of gold is on its way!
TheCrazyPerson's picture
Submitted by TheCrazyPerson on Sun, 06/17/2007 - 19:16
Tell him, 'uhhhh sorry the guy clearly didn't know what a "Lawn God" you were' roflmao...doot doo doot doo doo :):):) Ice
ekattan's picture
Submitted by ekattan on Mon, 06/18/2007 - 07:47
You don't fuck with another man's lawn. Thats just wrong. Do what ever to the wife but stay of the lawn.

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