Blonde Joke of the Day

-From work spam:

Sorry for screwing it up when I first posted it!

-Jim

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has
had no lessons, nor prior experience.

She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion.

It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slide from the
saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to
get a firm grip.

She tries to throw her arms around the horse's
neck, but she slides down the horse's side anyway.

The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to
leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.

Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup; she is now at the
mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the
ground over and over.

As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere
moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune.....

Frank, the Walmart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.

And you thought all they did was say Hello.