I'm A Bad Father

My kids are going swimming tomorrow and my oldest son had got the bright idea to tell one of his little brothers a little lie.He has him convinced that if he farts in the pool that a light will come on behind him.A blue light in fact, well the wife heard about it and came and told me the story that was being told.So I being the great father that I am decided to keep the story going.I told him that the light was there so that the Life Guard could make sure that he wasn't trying to float a log in the pool.So right now he is worried to death that everyone is going to see the light go off behind him and know that he farted in the pool.

But I couldn't let it end there. I proceeded to tell him that a green light would come on if someone peed in the water.I was laughing so damn hard as I was watching his eyes grow big from the surprise that would actually happen.Then i imagined it actually happening and the commotion that would ensue afterwards.



gop out.......