Morty's Mongoloids Takes The Win

In a suprising turn of events this weekend, Morty's Mogoloids won the Skills and Drills Fantasy Football league championship.  Coach Melnick (Morty) lead to team to victory with his stunning approach of not knowing what the hell he was doing.  Says Melnick "I was dissapointed to lose Rudy the Rabbit early in the season, but just kept telling the players 'It just doesn't matter!, It just doesn't matter!"

Quarterback Tony Romo and receiver Randy Moss lead the team to victory this season.  When asked about his successful season Romo had the following to say:  "Leave me alone I'm busy tagging Jesscia Simpson."  This was true of the last week when he only produced 2 points for the Mongoloids.  Moss had a better showing the final week.  Moss was generous with dedicating his season:  "I just want to congratulate me, without whom I would not have had the success I've had."

Coach Morty will likely retire at the end of the season, "I just want to wake up in the same place day after day." 

Congratulations to all the teams of teh Skills and Drills league on a fine season.