Silly Morning

Have you ever had one of those mornings where you did something silly and just kind of wished you could start all over?  Yeah, that's me today. 

I fell asleep reading a book last night and didn't wake up until this morning.  My wife sleeps in later than I so I go through my usual routine of waking up, scrambling for my glasses so I can go let the dog out and start my morning routine.  My glasses are not on the nightstand.  So I search on the matress quietly as to not wake sleeping beauty.  No luck.  I check on the floor, no luck.  At this point my dog is excited because she thinks we're playing.

I give up and decide I'll go to the bathroom and put my contacts in.  I walk in and right away see my glasses on the bathroom sink.  I put them on and my vision goes blurry.  I take them off and clean them, make sure they're not bent, put them back on.  Vision is blurry again.  I think I went through this routine about three times.  Then it hits me, I had fallen asleep with my contacts in.  Never once during this whole ordeal did it occur to me that my vision was already clear. 

Great start to the day.