Are we sure that Jesus was Jewish?

Here's a joke about religion.  Please don't be offended by this, I mean no harm.

There's only 2 proofs that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He took back his father's business.
2. He lived with his parents till the age of 33 believing that his mother was a virgin and she believed he was God.

But there's 3 proofs that Jesus was Mexican:

1. His firwst name was Jésus.
2. He was bilingual.
3. He was always persecuted by the authority.

There's 3 proofs that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everybody "Brother".
2. He loved gospel.
3. He never was able to get a fair trial.

There's 3 proofs that Jesus was Italian:

1. He was talking with his hands.
2. He was drinking wine at every meal.
3. He was working in the contruction industry.

There's 3 proofs that Jesus was Californian:

1. He never cut his hairs.
2. he was walking barefoot.
3. He started a new religion.

There's 3 proofs that Jesus was from Quebec

1. He never got married
2. He was always telling incredible stories.
3. Saint John the Baptist was one of his best friend.

There's 3 proofs that jesus was a woman:

1. Only with a few minutes notice, he was able to feed a crowd.
2. He always tried to explain his message to the men who, even if they were really tried, could never understand what he meant.
3. Even dead, he had to come back because he still had work to do.