Human Stupidity

guntag

Shared on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 08:15

How can we tell a customer that she should rethink her life, get the fuck out of mine and never touch a computer for the rest of her life because she's too stupid to be near one?

She's having a problem paying an invoice through my system.  I give her all the steps she needs to do to get the exact reason of the error and she comes back to me with a completely different reason (proven by print screen) and she ask me to investigate the problem.

There's nothing to investigate!!!  If you're too stupid to follow my instructions and check at the right place, I won,t go sit at your desk and do it for you.  For example, my explanations for her were: step 1: Enter the program, step 2: Click on this menu, step 3: select that option and this screen will appear.........  is there something complicated in following this?!?!?

I think I need a beer or a drink but it's just 9:15. :(

Comments

ATC_1982's picture
Submitted by ATC_1982 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 08:20
Have one for me as well.
guntag's picture
Submitted by guntag on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 08:23
I'll take one for you & Pearly ... so that's going to make 3 wohoo!! :)
fatLUNCH's picture
Submitted by fatLUNCH on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 09:19
I feel yah!!! i work for the anti-christ (M$) and its always our fault!!!
guntag's picture
Submitted by guntag on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 09:41
Of course it's our fault, we're the IT guys. I once installed our softwares in a bank and the air conditioning unit broke. Guess what, they blamed me.... as if I was responsable. It happened another time with the telephone system.

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