Bob's Private Life

H2Daddy

Shared on Mon, 05/21/2007 - 08:35
Bob works hard at the plant and spends 2 nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday.  His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday, she takes him to a local strip club.  The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey Bob.  How ya doing."  His wife is puzzled and asks if he has been to this club before.  "Oh no," says Bob.  "He is on my bowling team."  When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.  His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"  "She is the waitress from the golf club.  I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey."  A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob, starts to rub herself all over him and says "Hi Bobby.  Want your usual table dance, big boy?"  Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.  Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab.  He jumps in beside her.  Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.  She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book.  The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Bob, you picked up a real bitch this time."

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