Going To The Bathroom

H2Daddy

Shared on Thu, 03/22/2007 - 09:29
I was sitting in the bathroom yesterday doing my business and I came to the realization that I am weird.  We have all seen the Seinfield episode where George goes to the bathroom and takes his shirt off.  I am a little different.  I not only take my shirt off, I like to get rid of the pants also.  Now granted, I don't do this everywhere.  I only do this at home or at work.  I have been doing this for years.  Not sure why, it's just more comfortable to me.  At work, the teachers have access to 3 small bathrooms that only teachers can use.  They are all one seaters that lock.  I like to get in there and strip down and hang my clothes on the back of the door.  While sitting there yesterday, I got to thinking, I am probably the only person at the school that does that.  I am also probably the only person that drops their pants to the floor to pee.  Yes, I pee just like my 3 and 5 year old boys.  No, I don't go into public urinals and drop them while standing next to 2 other guys.  But if I am at my house or school and I am by myself, I drop them.  Is there anybody else out there doing these things or am I just weird?  This is really starting to bother me.

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UnwashedMass's picture
Submitted by UnwashedMass on Thu, 03/22/2007 - 12:37
That is some very strange behavior, outside of removing your shirt to prevent explosive diarrhea contamination. But honestly, who does it bother? It is a harmless ritual that your perform in the privacy of your own space. Were I you, I would only become concerned if it begins to effect your public behavior, i.e. not being able to pee in public, or finding yourself having anxiety issues over doing so in public. Screw it dude, revel in your wierdness. We all have something that makes us a little wierd. I can only crap if I have reading material and a quiet zone. And I normally only crap at home and lock my bathroom door to prevent any disruptions. Drives my wife nuts, but what the hell does she need to traipse into the john whilst I'm having my daily movement? What in the world can't wait? Revel, dude, revel. :)
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Submitted by BigBadKlingon on Thu, 03/22/2007 - 21:25
I agree!!!!! It's our little quirks that make us human. You only live here once so make it worth the while. Although I can't say I make the same choices that doesn't make them wrong. Take life and make it yours!!!!! I run the house in my undersmellers rountinely (no kids) is that weird? No, because I like it!!!

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