Jury Duty

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Shared on Sun, 10/02/2011 - 18:29

In the morning.

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ekattan's picture
Submitted by ekattan on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 11:17
Wait, you actually wanted to be on jury duty?
TheDastard's picture
Submitted by TheDastard on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 11:59
I told them that my experience is that the purpose of a lawyer is to conceal the truth and confuse the facts, and as such they are basically corrupt. It's a true statement. I figured no way I would get picked. They made me Jury Foreman.
SoupNazzi's picture
Submitted by SoupNazzi on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 12:10
Yeah for the Thumbs Down Fairy! Douchebag.
Zikan's picture
Submitted by Zikan on Fri, 09/05/2008 - 20:11
The thought of your hind quarters ensconced in bubble wrap shall delight me for hours. Thanks :)
JeepChick's picture
Submitted by JeepChick on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 12:46
LMAO @ Dastard. Similar thing with me on a Felony drug case. I admitted I had taken, and previous sold the same drug type as a teenager. I figured they would boot me. Nope.
Anonymous's picture
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Wed, 03/02/2011 - 20:30
TheDastard's picture
Submitted by TheDastard on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 18:57
It's already big enough. I don't need an inflatable rubber.
GUL74's picture
Submitted by GUL74 on Sun, 10/02/2011 - 20:14
wow that sux man I'm sorry
T3muJin's picture
Submitted by T3muJin on Mon, 10/03/2011 - 01:35
i like jury duty :)
P_Train_of_Love's picture
Submitted by P_Train_of_Love on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 12:18
Ah... that would suck. They did have each of us stand up and talk during the process of making the jury out of like 40 of us, but other than that, no.
SirPoonga's picture
Submitted by SirPoonga on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 12:31
Yeah, I thought we were suppose to be anonymous. Maybe my suggestion in the survey worked :)
CrypticCat's picture
Submitted by CrypticCat on Mon, 10/03/2011 - 01:58
Easy, just go with the largest group once you guys recess for verdict. Get some open eyed ZZZs in
Grenztruppen's picture
Submitted by Grenztruppen on Wed, 09/19/2007 - 21:00
Which cow won? The spotted one?
jonny12gauge's picture
Submitted by jonny12gauge on Wed, 09/19/2007 - 21:00
Are you serious, roaming cows? Do you get paid to go at least?!?
Flapjaxx's picture
Submitted by Flapjaxx on Wed, 09/19/2007 - 21:02
Oh you crazy South Carolinians. ;)
ruckus426's picture
Submitted by ruckus426 on Fri, 09/21/2007 - 11:57
Thankfully my company pays me for serving. Yes it was about roaming cows in SC.
KittenMag's picture
Submitted by KittenMag on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 18:34
Were you disappointed that you didn't get to be on the jury? I'm around this all the time and get to see a lot of proceedings and trust me it's not nearly as exciting as one would think. Just be glad you weren't selected for a 6 month class action lawsuit!
madwoman's picture
Submitted by madwoman on Thu, 09/20/2007 - 05:38
Roaming cows? :)
Anonymous's picture
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Tue, 03/01/2011 - 19:50
TheDastard's picture
Submitted by TheDastard on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 17:51
Wow. Lawyers really are out of control. Be careful not to glare at the fast food guy who spits on your burger.
rabbmasterflash's picture
Submitted by rabbmasterflash on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 18:29
I bet he was racist Markus, what say you?
VenomRudman's picture
Submitted by VenomRudman on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 18:43
Hopefully he can sue the stupid b***** for putting him thru such an ordeal.
Anonymous's picture
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 21:04
SirPoonga's picture
Submitted by SirPoonga on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 23:53
Did they mention your real name during the process?
Speatleyson's picture
Submitted by Speatleyson on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 03:48
Did you find the guy guilty or what?
P_Train_of_Love's picture
Submitted by P_Train_of_Love on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 07:38
Not guilty in about 5 minutes. Unanimous.
ATC_1982's picture
Submitted by ATC_1982 on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 13:39
Hope your not hurt. Dastar try inflatable rubber. Also what happened to the would you rather. i like those.
VenomRudman's picture
Submitted by VenomRudman on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 13:46
I agree with your sentiments about jury duty. I never try to get out of it and in 25 years I've not once been picked for a jury!
Anonymous's picture
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Wed, 03/02/2011 - 21:41
SirPoonga's picture
Submitted by SirPoonga on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 13:22
When I did jury duty last year I was a little upset they used my name in front of the drug dealer we just found guilty. That doesn't seem to safe. I hope Winnebago county fixed that. I put that in my follow up survey.
SirPoonga's picture
Submitted by SirPoonga on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 13:23
I forgot to say, the defense attorney asked to confirmation which means they goo through each juror and ask the verdict. They mention your name as they do that.
CrypticCat's picture
Submitted by CrypticCat on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 15:02
I have been on a jury in a military-chamber once, during the time when the Dutch Armed Forces tried to conform to dealing Justice more prominently used in other militaries. It was the hardest thing I ever had done, and during the jury-vote I could not honestly say I found the guy guilty or not, so I refused to vote for anything. I don't envy people in jury's.

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