Video Games or Women

H2Daddy

Shared on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 08:31

Top Ten Reasons Video Games Are Better Than Women

 

10.  A video game always looks as good the morning after as it did the night you took it home.

9.  A video game doesn't care if you platy with another video game.

8.  With a video game, almost anyone can score.

7.  If you get tired of a video game, you can trade it in for a new one.

6.  A video game doesn't mind being shared with your friends.

5.  When a video game whines, you know it's just the disc drive.

4.  You can play a video game every day of the month.

3.  You can get satisfaction from a video game for just a quarter or two.

2.  It only takes a few seconds to turn on a video game.

1.  On a video game, YOU choose the volume and difficulty.

Comments

DaddyFatSack_25's picture
Submitted by DaddyFatSack_25 on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 08:35
I like my video games like I like my women, cold and lifeless
Snuphy's picture
Submitted by Snuphy on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 08:47
Quarters?
Caesar's picture
Submitted by Caesar on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:42
lmfao nice
CarterDavidov's picture
Submitted by CarterDavidov on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 07:49
That's some good shit, Aitch. When you come home late from a night at the bar, your video game won't meet you at the door with frying pan in hand.

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