F$*#ing Cats

Ok, so a little background I am one of six specialists in my company in the US, so we do jobs everywhere and there aren't that many of us.....six if you were paying attention earlier in this giant run-on sentence.  So there are two of us in this district and yesterday I show up to the shop and the guy I work with had locked the doors like normal so no one comes in and steals our shit.  There has been a stay cat hanging around the area and the guy I work with wants to take it home to his wife and kids, but the cat doesn't like people and won't let you anywhere near it.  So he has been feeding this cat for weeks now so the damn thing won't leave now. 

So I get back from the weekend and this damn cat got locked in our shop.  We have a trashcan full of oil obsorber for when we are working on our tools, and the cat shit all in it like it's a damn litter box.  So naturally i'm pissed that the cat shit all over and the shop smells like pussy, and not the good kind the kind that is not taken care of.  So I open our bay door and kick the cat out of the shop.....mission accomplished!!  I go to work on a few tools to keep them running right and within the 15 seconds it took me to open the truck pull off a tool and shut the door to the back of our truck the damn thing jumped in the back end.  So when i'm done with the tool I open the truck again to put the tool back on and the damn cat had sprayed everywhere and is in my truck......literally I turned my back to the truck for like 3 seconds.....damn cats. 

So tomarrow i'm pretty sure i'm going to bring a bb gun or pistol and shoot the damn thing since it looks so sick anyway I can put it out of it's misery and stop it from shitting all over my shit.  If you are a cat person sorry, i'm deffinately not.  Have been around like 4 cats that were cool and that's because they were more like dogs than cats.  So y'all can vote on how I take this cat out....keep in mind I can't get anywhere near it so inventive means of termination is recomended.