He11vis
Shared on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 13:46
Some of you may have noticed that I was not online as promised this weekend. Apparently some stupid 18 year old bitch thought it would be a good idea to get fucked up on various drugs, get in her car, and pull a hit and run on my girlfriend. She ran a stop sign, smashed my GF's ride, which spun my GF around, which led to her spinning and hitting another car that had some geezer in it, which led to my GF's car ending up in the median. Ambulances came and took Gramps to the hospital with a neck brace and hopefully a refill on his Viagra prescription. Anyway, the cops finally caught this piece of human trash when an officer happened to notice her driving without a fucking hood!!! What a genius. They dragged her back to the scene where she proceeded to curse and yell at the officers as if it were their fault that she was pure white trash. I arrived on the scene just in time to see her in the back seat of the cop car with a stupid look on her face. This is one time I wished I could have seen them taser someone. As for my little lady, I know what you are thinking and don't worry, the DDD's are fine. Those things are like built-in airbags, but more perky and fun. However, now my gf's ultra luxury ride is in the shop and she gets to spend hours talking to the insurance folks while they figure out how many pennies will compensate for her (as she puts it) near death experience. For now she is driving some Chevy Equinox. I know this is Texas but she is not hauling anything anytime soon, so why the SUV? Why do rental cars have to look like they are the rejects from some bad CarMax commercial? But I digress.... Anyway, funniest moment of the call to the insurance- Agent: How old was the car that hit you? Hottie GF: However long it takes for blue paint to rust. Agent: Silence..... That's my girl. Even while filled with fear and anger she somehow manages to keep her wit. The worst part is the trickle down effect caused by the perpetrator of the hit and run. She not only bruised my gf's boobs and put them out of commission for a few days, but she fucked up clan night for me... I hate Timmies (even the girl ones). Anyway, I will be back in business tonight shifting between PS3 and XBox, so if you see me online hit me up.
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