High Speed Internet...What's that??

So, I moved into this house with my sister.  Her friend is the owner, and when they leave for a new duty station, we'll be property managers for her.  So...we are gettin' a sweet deal.  However, there's no Cable/DSL in this little area.  LIterally 10 feet fromt he City Limits & 100 yds from the Navy Golf Course which has Cable.  It's ridiculous, I have been trying for 2 weeks to get High Speed Internet.

Now...other than the fact that I play online...I am a student and take online classes.  For those of you who have used Blackboard, you know how picky it is with DSL/Cable...there's no way I could do it with Dial-up.  UGH!!

I posted a thread in 2old2pwn, and got some really good ideas...but still, I am frustrated that being so close to the city limits, and there's no DSL/Cable.  It's totally annoying.  Anyone else have horror stories like that...

I have to find some place to play Halo2 because 2old2pwn's Survivor 2: Coag...is in full swing.  I'm lovin it...but that's another story for another time.