Morons continue to find new levels of morondom.

Just in case you thought you were the stupidest person there is, don't worry, you're not.

This guy is:

http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/04/laser-etched-tattoos-dont-try-this-at-home-kids/

It's not too often case mods cross over into the world of body mods, but when you think about it, it was kind of only a matter of time before people started using laser-etchers to give themselves immaculately detailed burn "tattoos." It's unclear what kind of lasting effects using an Epilog on your own skin will have, but don't be too stunned if it just peels right off and eventually becomes some weird, blurry scar. In other words, attempt this dumbass feat at your own risk. Oh, and you didn't think we would let this one off without a video, did you? It's after the break -- too bad there's no smell-o-vision to give off the nauseating scent of precision-burnt human flesh.