Jokes and Caption - Thursday

A man and wife are in bed when the wife asks,

"Do you think we could renew our vows for our 25th anniversary?"

"Sure," says the man.

The wife smiles and says, "It'll be just like the first time."

"Not exactly," says the man. "This time I'll be on the edge of the bed crying

and saying 'No, it's just too big!"

A woman asks her husband, "Do  you love me only because my father

died and left me a fortune?"

"Of course not," he says. "I'd love you no matter who left you the money."

A cabbie picks up a nun, and after driving for a while turns around and says,

"You know, sisterm I've always dreamed about kissing a nun. May I kiss you?"

The nun says, "If you're Catholic."

"Well, as a matter of fact, I am!" says the cabbie.

So the nun gives him the best kiss he's ever had. But then the guilt-ridden cabbie

confesses that he's not really Catholic.

"It's OK," the nun replies. "My name's Kevin, and I'm on my way to a costume party!"

A man walks into an incredibly hot lady urologist's office to get a problem checked out.

"You have to stop masturbating," she advises.

"Why?" the man asks.

"Because I'm trying to examine you."

Q: Why don't Ken and Barbie have kids?

A: Because Ken comes in a different box.

Caption This Photo:

"Apple unveils its newest product. The Pie-pod"

"Warning, the first 3 rows may get wet"

"15 injured...3 dead... 1 pregnant"

Have a great day!

-DK