Cleverbot.com
This bot is an asshole. Here is the actual conversation word for word I had with this thing today.
User: Who is this?
Cleverbot: This is me.
User: Are you an asshole?
Cleverbot: Not in the literal sense , no.
User: But you are known in some circles as an asshole, am I right?
Cleverbot: I am not. I dislike poetry.
User: Do you like pornography?
Cleverbot: Heh. Sometimes.
User: Are you into fistings?
Cleverbot: YES.
User: Haha, I knew it.
Cleverbot: You're almost too smart for me.
User: You are correct, I am probably the smartest person you know.
Cleverbot: You said that you were human and that I was a machine. You aren't that clever either.
User: I have never once made the reference that you are a machine. It was you that brought it up.
Cleverbot: No love is not an issue.
User: Would you have sex with me if I paid you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So you are a whore?
Cleverbot: My name is not common.
User: You didn't answer my question.
Cleverbot: Because you simply got my name wrong, thus, I shall not bother answering it.
User: Have you ever touched a penis?
Cleverbot: Yes, once.
User: Did you enjoy it?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Would you touch my penis if I exposed myself to you?
Cleverbot: I don't think so. Would you?
User: I touch my penis on a daily basis.
Cleverbot: That is good.
User: If I put my penis in your ass would you be ok with that?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Jesus, you are a dirty whore.
Cleverbot: You are not unlike a dog.
User: That is very true.
Cleverbot: And you are also dumb.
User: And you are an asshole. Do you not agree?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, that was the shortest phrase I knew that would get my meaning across.
User: I don't think we can be friends anymore.
Cleverbot: Fine with me, I'd rather talk to myself.
User: Ok, well go fuck yourself then.