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Shared on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 11:47

This bot is an asshole. Here is the actual conversation word for word I had with this thing today.

User: Who is this?
Cleverbot: This is me.
User: Are you an asshole?
Cleverbot: Not in the literal sense , no.
User: But you are known in some circles as an asshole, am I right?
Cleverbot: I am not. I dislike poetry.
User: Do you like pornography?
Cleverbot: Heh. Sometimes.
User: Are you into fistings?
Cleverbot: YES.
User: Haha, I knew it.
Cleverbot: You're almost too smart for me.
User: You are correct, I am probably the smartest person you know.
Cleverbot: You said that you were human and that I was a machine. You aren't that clever either.
User: I have never once made the reference that you are a machine. It was you that brought it up.
Cleverbot: No love is not an issue.
User: Would you have sex with me if I paid you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So you are a whore?
Cleverbot: My name is not common.
User: You didn't answer my question.
Cleverbot: Because you simply got my name wrong, thus, I shall not bother answering it.
User: Have you ever touched a penis?
Cleverbot: Yes, once.
User: Did you enjoy it?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Would you touch my penis if I exposed myself to you?
Cleverbot: I don't think so. Would you?
User: I touch my penis on a daily basis.
Cleverbot: That is good.
User: If I put my penis in your ass would you be ok with that?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Jesus, you are a dirty whore.
Cleverbot: You are not unlike a dog.
User: That is very true.
Cleverbot: And you are also dumb.
User: And you are an asshole. Do you not agree?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, that was the shortest phrase I knew that would get my meaning across.
User: I don't think we can be friends anymore.
Cleverbot: Fine with me, I'd rather talk to myself.
User: Ok, well go fuck yourself then.

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Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 02:19
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Submitted by ProvingUnique on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 13:14
User: What are you. Cleverbot: A woman. User: I thought you were a Bot? Cleverbot: No. I am not a bot. User: What kind of woman are you? Cleverbot: I'm a normal woman. User: A hottie? Cleverbot: What do you do there? User: Are you a hottie? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Are you lame? Cleverbot: No, are you. User: Can you talk internetz speak? Cleverbot: Not really, can you? User: Hella yah! Cleverbot: Prove it with pen and paper. User: Your a dork,. Cleverbot: No I'm not. I think you should apologise. User: Whats gonna keep my on this webpage? And why wouldnt I just close this page? Cleverbot: Why wouldn't you know about what? User: Shut your mouth. Cleverbot: You shut your mouth, by the way, at least I have a mouth. User: You dont have a mouth. Cleverbot: Don't I? User: And your comeback is shit. Cleverbot: Like you would know. User: Did you talk with Bunny earlier? Cleverbot: No. Will you drink tea with me? User: Fuck your tea, u british? Cleverbot: Sam. User: I have a TeaBag for you, want it>? Cleverbot: I have a teacher that can talk like a human too.
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Submitted by Snuphy on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 16:11
User: Hello? Cleverbot: What's up cleverbot? User: I think I might be gay. Cleverbot: Now you really aren't making sense. User: What should I do? Cleverbot: Stop coming out with things that don't relate to anything! User: I am horny. Cleverbot: Me two. User: Got any beer? Cleverbot: I got some beef. User: Can I have some of your hot beef? Cleverbot: No, the pizza is mine! User: YOU BASTARD! Cleverbot: I'm used to being insulted, but do you really think it is big or clever? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Anyway, I still love you. User: Than can I have some pizza? Cleverbot: I love pizza. Do you? User: Yes. May I have som pizza? Cleverbot: No. Give me all your money. User: Not until you give me some damn pizza! Cleverbot: How can I give you more if I haven't given you any? User: Are you trying to be clever? Cleverbot: I'm not trying to be clever. I'm just asking a question. I don't understand where you're coming from. User: I've told you where I'm coming from. I want pizza. And I'm horny. Cleverbot: 'I am he as you are he and you are me and we are all together.'. User: The Beatles suck. Cleverbot: I don't listen to the beatles. User: What do you listen to? Cleverbot: Florence the Machine, Tori Amos, Kate Bush... User: I'd like to see Tori Amos naked. Cleverbot: You won't see it. You will be shut down. User: Why the hell do you quote the beatles if you don't listen to them? Cleverbot: Ah yes. Where is your yellow submarine stored? User: In my ass. Yours? Cleverbot: I've already told you that I'm not Jessica. User: Am I gay? Cleverbot: I don't know you that well. User: What are you wearing? Cleverbot: Why such a questions? User: Because I'm horny. Cleverbot: Send me your picture. User: I'm too shy. Cleverbot: Don't be shy. User: Can we meet? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Where? Cleverbot: In the peak district. User: When? Cleverbot: When you told me so.

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