Does this ever happen to you?
So, I am at work and I am a little gassy after last nights tacos. I having been farting all day. At one point I decide to give one a decent push, it felt a little wet but all seemed fine. Then about 5 minutes later it is feeling gross and a little soupy down there. So I decide to go to the bathroom to give it a wipe. Well, I got not one, or two, BUT 3 full wipes. Talk about disgusting. The sad thing this isn't the first time this has happened to me. Is this what happens when you get old?? Because it sure as hell didn't happen when I was 22. Needless to say I feel disgusted and I may need a new pair of gotch.
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Hahaha, sorry Jeep. Think how I feel though. I am the victim here.
Yes, that is what happens as you get older. And it will only get worse. Come to think of it, it was around 28 or 29 that my body started calling in sick and basically failing me in every conceivable way. Have fun!\r
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.By the way, ever spend all morning farting into your foam seat cushion only to take a walk, come back, and by sitting down expel all of the air and a morning worth of farts from the cushion? I haven't, but I thought maybe you have.
Bunny you are the shit....ooops....I mean you are the man, sorry. Good stuff bro and if you even try that at the LAN i will kick you out of the room!
looks like your ready for some \"opps Icrapped my pants\" (SNL skit)
Long live the SHART!\r
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hehe...happens to the best of us bro. Change your gotch and move along.
nice...bunny.. Never try and force a fart..you'll only end up shitty yourself.. as you can see. Wheather anyone wants to admit it or not, 9 out of 10 of us have Sharted! I share in your misery.. LMFAO\r
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hugs.