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Does this ever happen to you?

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Shared on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 12:09

So, I am at work and I am a little gassy after last nights tacos. I having been farting all day. At one point I decide to give one a decent push, it felt a little wet but all seemed fine. Then about 5 minutes later it is feeling gross and a little soupy down there. So I decide to go to the bathroom to give it a wipe. Well, I got not one, or two, BUT 3 full wipes. Talk about disgusting. The sad thing this isn't the first time this has happened to me. Is this what happens when you get old?? Because it sure as hell didn't happen when I was 22. Needless to say I feel disgusted and I may need a new pair of gotch.

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KittenMag's picture
Submitted by KittenMag on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 13:16
One piece of information I could have lived without today.
ridgerunner97's picture
Submitted by ridgerunner97 on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 14:03
looks like your ready for some "opps Icrapped my pants" (SNL skit)
Azuredreams's picture
Submitted by Azuredreams on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 15:29
Long live the SHART! hehe...happens to the best of us bro. Change your gotch and move along.
TenaciousGinger's picture
Submitted by TenaciousGinger on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 23:20
nice...bunny.. Never try and force a fart..you'll only end up shitty yourself.. as you can see. Wheather anyone wants to admit it or not, 9 out of 10 of us have Sharted! I share in your misery.. LMFAO hugs.
JeepChick's picture
Submitted by JeepChick on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 12:26
ok.. that was really gross. really really gross.
IAmTheLiquor's picture
Submitted by IAmTheLiquor on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 12:31
Hahaha, sorry Jeep. Think how I feel though. I am the victim here.
DrTHE0P0LIS's picture
Submitted by DrTHE0P0LIS on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 12:38
Yes, that is what happens as you get older. And it will only get worse. Come to think of it, it was around 28 or 29 that my body started calling in sick and basically failing me in every conceivable way. Have fun! .By the way, ever spend all morning farting into your foam seat cushion only to take a walk, come back, and by sitting down expel all of the air and a morning worth of farts from the cushion? I haven't, but I thought maybe you have.
El_Diablo's picture
Submitted by El_Diablo on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 12:51
Sick fucker!
PowerMacAttack's picture
Submitted by PowerMacAttack on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 12:57
Bunny you are the shit....ooops....I mean you are the man, sorry. Good stuff bro and if you even try that at the LAN i will kick you out of the room!

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