The Fleshlight

Anyone have one of these? I am sure if you did you would not want to comment on it, but I truly am curious about these things. They seem so goddamn ridiculous and I do have a wife that I can basically fuck whenever I want so it would be completely unnecessary to buy one, BUT after reading some reviews, I am tempted to order one up. I mean, listen to what Brad333 has to say.

"Brad333 wrote
This is a pretty darn good toy. It's my second pocket pussy and this one blows the other out of the water. The canal is long enough for us slightly better endowed men. I used to bottom out on my cheapie(hard plastic, ow!). The smooth insert is fine for foreskin too. I've heard the textured ones can be intense in the bad way but haven't experimented myself.

It's not without it's downsides. For one, the resistance cap at the end can make a "shhh" sound on a downstroke and lube occasionally leaks out of the end. Also, if you don't warm it up beforehand you'll have a definite opinion on whether necrophilia is for you(yuck).

But it feels vaguely like a vagina and is probably better for maintaining sensitivity if you've succumbed to the "death grip" in the past."

I don't know about you but this Brad guy seems like a good guy. He seems like someone I can trust and he really knows his shit. I mean who hasn't succumbed to the "death grip" before?

Anyways, maybe I will order one. And if I do, of course I will post pics and share my story with you all. That is the least I can do for the community.