Nocturnal Emissions

IAmTheLiquor

Shared on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 08:38

 

Yes they still happen. I don't know what the fuck happened last night but I had a "Wet Dream" ROFL. First one I have had in many years. Here is how the dream went........

 

In my dream I was in a hotel room with a bunch of people I knew, my wife was not there. 2 of her sisters WERE there however. And yes I know what you are thinking, NO I did not fuck her sisters in the dream, they were just innocent bystanders. Anyways there are all these people in the room trying to go to sleep. A few in the bed, people all over the floor, etc. There is this one hot little skank that was in there that wanted a piece of this so I assumed everyone else was asleep and let her have it on the floor. While I was laying pipe I looked over at my wifes sister and she gave me a dirty look and didn't say anything. I continued on till I dumped my load then WOKE UP. As soon as that happened I realized I had just splooged all over my sheets next to wife. I didn't really know what to do so I found a sock, wiped it up and went back to sleep. Overall it was an odd experience but hey at least I got laid!

 

Anyhoo does this happen to any other 28 year old grown men?? Or am I just some sort of sexual deviant that like to cheat on his wife with hot skanks in his dreams and blow loads on their sheets? Please advise.

Comments

pooslza's picture
Submitted by pooslza on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 08:41
havent had a dream since 02' im very jealous
TexasDave67's picture
Submitted by TexasDave67 on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 09:29
No, its not normal. It means your dick is going to fall off within 3 weeks. Sorry :)
CiaranORian's picture
Submitted by CiaranORian on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 09:49
No, you are just a deviant, sorry about that.
Fish66's picture
Submitted by Fish66 on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 09:52
It happens when you aren't "Releasing" enough "Energy" on a regular basis.
IAmTheLiquor's picture
Submitted by IAmTheLiquor on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 09:56
LOL. The funny thing is I "released" energy about 4 hours prior to the incident. Youjizz FTW!
millfire517's picture
Submitted by millfire517 on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 15:09
bunny you are definately a 1 of a kind. lol
clobbersaurus67's picture
Submitted by clobbersaurus67 on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 15:29
While humorous, this is not a fail of the week video. You promised us more fail videos, the lies hurt.
IAmTheLiquor's picture
Submitted by IAmTheLiquor on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 15:51
Fail vid will be here anyday now.

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