You fell asleep with your **** in me.....

IAmTheLiquor

Shared on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 14:29

ROFL. Those are the words I woke up to on Sunday morning

So I woke up on Sunday morning to the wife in bed asking me, "How are you feeling?". I say, not too bad and I have a headache. She says "Because you fell asleep with your dink in me last night." Me : "Really...." Wife : "Ya, you were horny after you came home so you took me upstairs wanting to have sex . You started to fuck me, then no word of a lie after 3 pumps you start snoring. You were out cold and I struggled to get your drunken snoring ass off of me."

 

Now, I know I have fallen asleep during sex before but nothing quite like this. 3 pumps?? Thats it?. WOW.

Has this happened to any of you out there or am I alone????????

 

Needless to say the wife WILL be getting flowers this week.

 

 

 

 

Comments

crackcane's picture
Submitted by crackcane on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 15:11
IVE DONE THAT DRUNK AS FUCK
Snuphy's picture
Submitted by Snuphy on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 15:21
Welcome to 2drunk2screw.
Lost_Cannibal's picture
Submitted by Lost_Cannibal on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 15:24
Been there done that.
DrKillinger's picture
Submitted by DrKillinger on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 16:16
I think this is related to your previous blog. Maybe you were hoping to get another round with the nocturnal emissions dream girl. :)
Fish66's picture
Submitted by Fish66 on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 22:04
Yes, but not for many years now, I think :)
TANK's picture
Submitted by TANK on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 14:33
:lol:
TKBosss's picture
Submitted by TKBosss on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 14:35
I would have claimed narcolepsy
clobbersaurus67's picture
Submitted by clobbersaurus67 on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 14:35
bwahahaha better hope Venom doesn't read this, he'll want to know how you lasted so long
Claude505's picture
Submitted by Claude505 on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 14:50
HAH! Nice work bunny!
pooslza's picture
Submitted by pooslza on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 15:10
i know ive woke up naked and dont remember getting naked, and it was a chick fuckers. actually was turkey day 2 years ago. dirty girls ftw.

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