IAmTheLiquor
Shared on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 14:29ROFL. Those are the words I woke up to on Sunday morning
So I woke up on Sunday morning to the wife in bed asking me, "How are you feeling?". I say, not too bad and I have a headache. She says "Because you fell asleep with your dink in me last night." Me : "Really...." Wife : "Ya, you were horny after you came home so you took me upstairs wanting to have sex . You started to fuck me, then no word of a lie after 3 pumps you start snoring. You were out cold and I struggled to get your drunken snoring ass off of me."
Now, I know I have fallen asleep during sex before but nothing quite like this. 3 pumps?? Thats it?. WOW.
Has this happened to any of you out there or am I alone????????
Needless to say the wife WILL be getting flowers this week.
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