I'm a downer.

ImMrPete

Shared on Mon, 08/08/2011 - 20:21

 

So a friend from back home texted me today that an old roommate of mine has been asking her out on a date and what I thought of him. I replied “He used to fucking himself nightly with a rubber vagina while I slept when we shared a room together in college”. I think I ruined her night.

 

 

True story though.

 

 

P.S. I eventually demanded a new roommate. I got the pothead. Much more peaceful.

Comments

ATC_1982's picture
Submitted by ATC_1982 on Tue, 08/09/2011 - 06:21
well better to ruin it before then to be blamed for not telling her before hand ...
Biznass's picture
Submitted by Biznass on Tue, 08/09/2011 - 07:55
What's wrong with rubber vaginas?
FadeIntoBlack's picture
Submitted by FadeIntoBlack on Tue, 08/09/2011 - 10:25
That's fucked up. He did that shit in the same room as you? I could not have tolerated that either.
pooslza's picture
Submitted by pooslza on Tue, 08/09/2011 - 16:27
so that's why i was booted outta the dorms freshman year...they never would tell me.

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