Dear On-Line Stores

All I ask is that if you have a product prominantly displayed on your front page, that you have it in stock.

That is all.

What else? My car got smashed up. That is nice. I was out at dinner with the ladies and some guy was trying to parallel park his car, lost control and SMASH! Whole driver's side corner is smashed in. The guy is an angel though: stuck around, called the cops... so really... who cares? No big deal. Accidents happen. whatever. No one was hurt and my insurance pays for a rental.

I need a few more gifts. Tomorrw I go out to get my niece, sister in law and... then the worst gift of all.

My man. sigh. He will love whatever I give him but he deserves something that will knock his socks off. Other than the obvious. So wish me luck... or if you have any suggestions let me know. He's a huge Leafs fan, not really into gaming. Anyone out there ever given a gift htat was just really cool, but kinda odd? Something you thought: EVERYONE should have one of these?  please help 202p you're my only hope.

And this site is going to get me fired: it's too funny...