Friday Shot Night Bylaws

I am running a CoD room tonight for hte community playdate. Check out the front page for more information: but if you are interested in playing CoD tonight, send a FR to a2o2proom2.  If Halo or Gears is your thing: a2o2proom1.  Now... just as a heads up: here are the rules of 2old4BS shot nights.  Since this is for the community, you can substiture "Jaycat" where you see "Lee", "Kermit's a Stoner" or "Crawford"

As was born on Friday, January 2nd, 2009, Friday nights are heretofore known as Friday Night Shots night. As the bylaws of 2old4BS any and all clan members are encouraged (read: required) to report for duty at some point during the night, even if it's just a message sending your condolences that your attendance will be lacking for some unjust reason.

As was born on Friday, January 2nd, 2009, Friday nights are heretofore known as Friday Night Shots night. As the bylaws of 2old4BS any and all clan members are encouraged (read: required) to report for duty at some point during the night, even if it's just a message sending your condolences that your attendance will be lacking for some unjust reason.

Part I - Section A
In accordance with said bylaws, all players will be required to drink a shot of something, anything, that is behavior altering (Ex: Red Bull alters your ability to sit still and makes you jittery, Mountain Dew alters the tone of your voice to a high, almost timmy level of shrieking, liquor alters your tone of voice, your judgment and allows for a unstable frequency of pictures sent via Live. Drinking all three in a session alters your sanity).
Water is not an allowable selection as the only behavior it alters is your frequency of pissing AMENDMENT- Water may be allowable under the auspices that there is proof that drinking enough water has begat pissing of said member's pants. Proof must be sent via Xbox Live picture message to continue using water as an allowable beverage.

Part I - Section B: The Crawford Line
The rules for taking shots may differ from game to game. However, there is one constant to take note of, and this is hereby referred to as the Crawford Line. The Crawford Line sets the bar for putridity. For example, in COD (any version from this point forward) anytime KermitsAStoner/LeeTG/transman comes in last place all participants are required to take a shot of their previously designated drink of choice. In the event that any member performs to the level of sad assness that would position themselves to finish below the Crawford Line, that member is then required to take two (2) shots of their previously designated drink of choice.

Part II - Section A: Disclaimer
All members who participate in Friday Night Shots (read - all members), take full responsibility for their own personal safety and/or potential destruction of their own property, or personal relationships, as a result of participation in Friday Night Shots. 2old4BS management is not responsible for any member(s) being relegated to the garage or sleeping in a tent out in the backyard as a result of constant requests that the alarm be set for 7:90, asking the whereabouts of an eyepatch or any other swashbuckling paraphernalia, insisting on endless bowls of Lucky Charms or any other demands that may be of potential harm to said member(s) lifestyle to which they are accustomed.

 Addendum to Part 1, section B.

Part 1, section B, sub-paragraph 1a -- If, during a time of gameplay during an aforementioned shotnight match, one Lee Crawford, AKA - Kermit, AKA - Lee, etc, etc,, is lucky enough to cause damage resulting in the death of another in the official "shot-night" game, the deceased character must DRINK. If this happens twice, said person must drink twice. If, in the rare event this happens a third time, this person must, in a public game room, declare that Lee did in fact own him.