Government Hilarity

J-Cat

Shared on Fri, 08/01/2008 - 15:36

Okay: I work for the Feds, and I have forgotten some little quirks that happen when you work for such a huge organization.

First is: we do not have a lunch room. On every floor we do have a room, it has a sink, 2 microwaves, tables chairs, a fridge,and a  toaster. BUT we have no kitchen. We have .. ahem... "Interaction Nodes".  I cannot make this shit up. Not sure, but the rumour is that technically a kitchen has to have a stove, and has workplace safety issues, so we don't have a kitchen. We have "interaction Nodes".  And  EVERYONE calls them interaction nodes or the more colloquial "node".  ya. interaction node.

I saw an interesting article: Some stupid teenage girls trashed the home of some old lady (actually she owns some fast food chain in the US that I have never heard of). Instead of pressing charges, she BASICALLY grounded them... they had to read a good book and no TV or video games. As the wronged party she decided to give these kids a second chance to make sure that they don't have a criminal record, but  enforced a punishment within the law.  Now some site sort of took a bit of offense... saying maybe she banned games cause she thought it "led to sloth" or something like that.  Basically she must have banned the games, cause she thinks that games are evil.

I dont see it that way. I actually see it as effective. I mean if these girls loved Video games, what better punishment than to take them a way for a while.  It's almost like saying when my parents took away my phone as a teenager, they thought that what I was SAYING was wrong. Nope, they took it away cause they knew that it would make me think the next time I ... did whatever it is that I did.

What do you guys think? An inventive and effective punishement or is this old lady a game hating crone?  And if it is an effective punishemnt, why is the gaming community so touchy?

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JeepChick's picture
Submitted by JeepChick on Fri, 08/01/2008 - 15:50
The people that own Chick-Fil-A are pretty amazing. They really have a startling different approach to life... well, not different, but more common sense and simpler! Plus their Chicken RULES LIKE A LEET HAx0R ON A PEG HUNTING FEST AT A PIRATE CONVENTION!!! Oh yaeah!
DreadPirate75's picture
Submitted by DreadPirate75 on Fri, 08/01/2008 - 16:14
Nodes, huh? Sounds futuristic. I am a big fan of the volunteer community service programs for crimes similar to those mentioned above. Sign your offenders/delinquents up to do the city's dirty work for free. 8 hour work days of medium to hard labor, no pay, and it helps your community. Make sure you can commit to supervising the activities. IMO reading a book and curtailing their video game hobby for a while doesn't drive home the point that crime doesn't pay.
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Submitted by Durty on Fri, 08/01/2008 - 17:26
It wasn't a lady, but rather a gentleman, who decided on the punishment, lol. And Chick-Fil-A is fucking awesome. They have the yummiest chicken strips in the world....other than mine, lol. But back to the subject....he isn't hating on video games....just trying to make the kids do something else for a change. Besides giving them a chance to not have a criminal record he is trying to instill something good in their lives. Reading, I mean. Reading helps to increase the thought process, rational decision making, imagination, verbal skills, understanding of other cultures and has so many benefits over watching TV or playing video games that there is not a chance of ever getting through them all. I do agree with Pirate though...community service should have been in there, it would have been great combined with the punishment he already laid out.
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Submitted by kiowawarchief on Fri, 08/01/2008 - 18:44
I would have took away all access to any electronic device. Kids nowadays don't know how to function without some kind of electronic interaction. Then maybe that would drove home the reading a book thing. I have seen some of the kids doing community service and they left a bigger mess than what they were trying to clean up. So unless you do have the time to volunteer to watch them do what they are supposed to be doing right it is a futile punishment.
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Submitted by Caduceus on Fri, 08/01/2008 - 19:13
First, Chick-fil-A is owned by Mr. Truett Cathy http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truett_Cathy He's an icon in the Southeast US. He is a respected businessman and grew his multimillion (?billion) dollar business from the ground up. It is his property and he has spoken in the past that it is easier to correct children than fix adults, from the book - It's Easier to Build Boys Than Mend Men. I honor his reticence to not burden these young women with criminal records (which is often expunged at 18, if they were under that age). It takes a lot more self-resolve than I would have, in the same situation, should some hoodlums break into my house and cause $30 000 worth of damage. And it was no television OR video games, read a book and write "I will not vandalize other people's property" one thousand times. Time will tell if this is a good punishment. Hell, even if one of them doesn't do any significant crime again in her lifetime, they'll beat the Department of Juvenile Justice's rate any day of the week.
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Submitted by LadyisRed on Fri, 08/01/2008 - 20:07
grounding from video games is probably the most used punishment at our house. They do something bad, His move loved privileged gets taken away. It works great. I think people are too quick to get their panties in a bunch over some stuff.

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