Response to Mulch! Mount Rushmore

Hey Mulch, good list!  Mulch's Mount Rushmore-Snacks

The fun part about Mount Rushmore is arguing about Mount Rushmore. My husband said (and I quote) "I do not recognise any Mount Rushmore regarding snacks without mention of Potato Chips."  I kinda have to agree.... Here's my Mount Rushmore

#1 Potato Chips: mmmm.... carrier of oil and salt, how I love thee!  So many options, so much joy!  I am a purist: I go for the HUGE bag o' regular Lays (I think in the States it's Frito Lays).  In fact, since I don't eat chips that often, I only eat them on special occasions. We call  them  "Lays Days".

#2. PB: you say spoon: I say spatchula! (Is htat how you spell it?)  I ate PB on my cereal this AM. Tasty, full of protein, yummy yum!

#3. Popcorn. I have tried every way of making popcorn. Air pop, microwave, on the stove with canola oil. Note: you can't make popcorn with butter, I tried, the butter just burns. That is no good. 

#4. Beer.  It's in a convenient bottle, there are many different kinds, and when you bring your empties back to the beer store, you get $!.  IT's like the man pays you to drink! My fave?  Upper Canada Wheat! I even convinced our waitress to give me a glass with the logo.  I was going to steal it, but now I feel good about it!

OK Mulch: Here's one for you: Mount Rushmore of Game Characters!

#1 Pacman. Gotta have Pacman. No Mount Rushmore is complete with out Pacman. He had his own cartoon, and cereal. He made games mainstream.

#2. Mario. How old is this guy? Still going strong.  He's a stand up guy. If I tried to save the princess, the thrid time someone said "Mario the Princess is in another castle" I would have punted him.  Mario didn't. Cause he's just htat kinda guy.  He went up against Donkey Kong!  Screw that! I would have been like: see ya bitch... you got stolen by a huge ape, you get yourself out of this. That bloody monkey achieved self awareness: he was throwing frinking burning barrels at me!! GAH!

#3. Lara Croft.   The boys wanted her, the ladies wanted to be her.  She also made Adult gaming mainstream

#4. Chocobo from final fantasy. He's in every one. I like him: he starred in the best cart racing game ever: Chocobo racing.  I likethe music that comes on when you ride him. I like how he says "Kweh."  I like his fluffy tail feathers. basically:  Screw ya'll! I'm not putting Master chief on my list!!!!  He's not that good a character, I don't actually like him.  I don't hate him either. I feel nothing for him. When my spartan dies, I don't give a crap.  Not a good character. Oh, he sells games, but he is just blah to me.  I don't like how he wants to finish the fight.. Fuck the fight. There I said it.

whew. that took alot out of me!

What is your list. Mulch?