tattoos: oddest you've seen?

I was reading Durty's blog, and it got me thinking.  Of tattoos.  I don't have any work done, but I think they can be quite beautiful.  Or a bit mistake if you get drunk and get some chick's name on your forehead.  But I digress; here is my question:

What is the oddest tattoo that you have ever seen? Now I mean seen with your own eyes, not in a picture (which could be airbrushed).  Maybe if you have seen something odd from a tattoo trade magazine or something like that it could be acceptable: but really: what's the oddest you've seen? 

When I was living in downtown Ottawa, the area was a bit dodgy, but ecclectic.   I was walking down Bank Street about... oh.. 6 years ago (my goodness, I'm old) and I could see this guy in the distance: rockin the mullet and the porn-stache. Shirt off, and from blocks away I could see that his entire back was done.   So I'm thinking, what on Earth is this guy going to have on his back? I thought it was going to be some sort of tribal work. I was wrong.

It was a duck hunting scene. Cattails, reeds, lake, ducks flying in a "V" though a perfect sky with fluffy clouds just "so". It was in colour, but it reminded me of something you would see carved in wood, in someone's basement in the 70s. Very weird.  I mean who is that passionate about tattoos (in order to get the whole back done) AND duck hunting, enough to get that sort of scene done?

So: what's the oddest you've seen?

BTW: Kidney foundation fundraiser was a success: I have a great time and they raised a ton of cash.  Two ladies got pledges to shave their heads: together they raised over $2000. w00t