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Shared on Fri, 07/11/2008 - 14:17

Just between me and you

I am a tub of goo

Not really

Not actually

But Perception is everything.

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"I'm a hazard to myself"

Pink nailed it.

Give up my tasty Chalupas?

Ignore the Salty Yummy Kettle Chips?

I could. I can. But I won't.

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I hit the eliptical to maintain.

I smoke because I love it.

I eat what I want, when I want.

and yes, my shell reflects these habits.

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I'm okay, you're okay, right?

So, my plan of LAN domination through uber-hawtness ( ;) ) shall not happen.

I'll just have to pwn my way to the top

And tell really bad jokes

And laugh too loud

And outdrink you all.

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/please note this is a very very very random tired bored at work blog and I can't exactly take it seriously right now.

and I'm not fishing.  Unless your Mike James.  ;)

Comments

NoGame22's picture
Submitted by NoGame22 on Fri, 07/11/2008 - 14:24
You have absolutely no chance in hell of pwning at the drinking, or the gaming. LOL
TDrag27's picture
Submitted by TDrag27 on Fri, 07/11/2008 - 14:27
The LAN will be full of hotties - you included.
MikeJames's picture
Submitted by MikeJames on Fri, 07/11/2008 - 14:29
All the 2o2p chicks are hot. You're one of of the hottest though. ;) MJ
Automan21k's picture
Submitted by Automan21k on Fri, 07/11/2008 - 14:30
I'll let you borrow my lucky aura JC. Cheers for pwnage through liquid empowerment.
pearly_54's picture
Submitted by pearly_54 on Fri, 07/11/2008 - 14:31
Hmmm, we will have to show them, huh Jeepy!
CapnHun's picture
Submitted by CapnHun on Fri, 07/11/2008 - 14:34
That just reminded. Recently Illinois passed a 'No Smoking' law that supposedly covers all establishments. Will this affect you?
JeepChick's picture
Submitted by JeepChick on Fri, 07/11/2008 - 14:41
@Cap - I doubt it covers "private clubs" or "member clubs" That's how they get around it in NC. But yeah - no inside smoking generally - but usually only government/school property is no smoking. So the great outdoors is WIDE OPEN!!!
SoupNazzi's picture
Submitted by SoupNazzi on Fri, 07/11/2008 - 14:42
You're in for a surprise NoGame... she'll drink you under the table.
Anonymous's picture
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 07/11/2008 - 14:53
A very good blog. Much better than the last one that I posted.
NoGame22's picture
Submitted by NoGame22 on Fri, 07/11/2008 - 14:56
You obviously don't know how much I can drink.
Drunk_on_151's picture
Submitted by Drunk_on_151 on Fri, 07/11/2008 - 14:57
Actually, the smoking ban in Chicago covers everthing. No smoking in any establishment public or "private". No smoking within 15ft of any entrance of said establishments, or air vents into said establishments. There are a few places that refuse to obey the law, and in turn pay an ever increasing fine every month, but they are few and far between. The way the law is written allows for outside areas to be off limits also, such as a few parks and what not.
SoupNazzi's picture
Submitted by SoupNazzi on Fri, 07/11/2008 - 15:00
NoGame, you could be a 400 lbs. Irishman, and I'd still put my money on Jeep drinking you under.
ladynightshade's picture
Submitted by ladynightshade on Fri, 07/11/2008 - 15:05
If I were a lesbian, I'd TOTALLY spend all day macking on u abs :P
V10L3N7_JAY's picture
Submitted by V10L3N7_JAY on Fri, 07/11/2008 - 15:05
We're still hitting a strip club the first night. lol
NoGame22's picture
Submitted by NoGame22 on Fri, 07/11/2008 - 15:11
I'm not 400lbs, but I am an irishman.
JeepChick's picture
Submitted by JeepChick on Fri, 07/11/2008 - 15:18
@NG I'm half of that. Scotch - Irish. And while all you n00bs are working on your Halo game, your COD headshots and Rock Band Riffs - I am training at building my tolerance even higher! Working on mixing white and dark alcohol now. I can only clear a fifth of each before my stomach rolls.
CapnHun's picture
Submitted by CapnHun on Fri, 07/11/2008 - 15:28
Drunk is correct Chick, it is pretty Draconian. I am not a smoker but I deeply resent this law.
Caesar's picture
Submitted by Caesar on Fri, 07/11/2008 - 15:57
omg lush lol
V10L3N7_JAY's picture
Submitted by V10L3N7_JAY on Fri, 07/11/2008 - 16:19
@Jeep no kidding? I'm Scottish/Irish too. Except that I'm also 6 and a half feet tall and over 250 lbs. I can consume mass quantities of booze and shrug it off. LOL
meemoos's picture
Submitted by meemoos on Fri, 07/11/2008 - 17:38
There IS a designated smoking area OUTSIDE of the establishment (per tiny smoking clause in hotel contract) : )
Raiz3R's picture
Submitted by Raiz3R on Fri, 07/11/2008 - 18:09
I come from a strong Family Tree of Drinkers. Germans ! Hell we only invented the Shit. Wait a Min.... I don't drink thow.... Shit... Pwn them all Jeepy !
JeepChick's picture
Submitted by JeepChick on Sat, 07/12/2008 - 10:22
@MeeMoos! YAYAYYAYAYAYYAY

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