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The TAX MAN

At the end of the tax year, the IRS sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to

the Rabbi and said, "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?"
 

"Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles.

"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious
way, "What about all these biscuit purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?"

"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him. "We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of holy biscuits."

"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "What do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
 

"Here, too, we do not waste", answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up all the foreskins and send them to the IRS, and about once
a year they send us a complete dick."

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I have been to hella bored at work.  Not to get into details, but all my work has stopped because the funding sources have been.... pushed back.  Gotta build schools man, kids won't stop growing up just because you don't want to put a tax hike in and lose an election!

So I've been messing with Photobucket's edit software.  The defaults are pretty fun.  And yes, the original picture is one of me smelling a Sharpie.  I was trying to get a buddy of mine to have a laugh.  ;)

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