Day 40: A HEAD's Up would Have Been Nice

JeepChickMarch 9, 2009

Watchmen -

First off, where was the friendly heads up about the BLUE COCK? Not once.. not twice, but no less than 40 times! Seriously! He has a codpiece... why not wear it? Does it affect his powers?

But ... Having the opportunity to see it.. in detail.. over and over again... I question - Was that pure CG or did Billy Crudup contribute to the ... making of that schlong? If so... interesting.. maybe even worth top five interested.

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Day 40 - Spent the weekend doing stuff that normally would have been impeded by smoking. Bowling, Dinner with Buddies, Running at the Track with the Hubby, Movie Date. :) Kids tried Calamari for the first time and loved it.... even after I told them what it was. To quote my son, "It's just too tasty to ignore. " LOL

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Report: Rihanna Hit First, So Chris Brown Wants A Misdemeanor yeah, go Google the pics of her face... stare at that a bit and see if it says Misdemeanor to you... or does it scream FELON. hmmmm?

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Adding to the list of things you wish you had never seen..... NIN on Dance Party USA courtesy of GAWKER

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I like cheeseburgers. I like cupcakes. WOW perfection!

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Comments (16)

th3midnighter·Mar 9, 2009, 2:14 PM

You know what was weird about his blue cock? I'm pretty sure he was cut in the comic but hes uncut in the movie. Whats up with that?

ekattan·Mar 9, 2009, 2:18 PM

Blue cock FTW!\r \r Hey Chris Brown is much a victim as Rihanna is. You women think it doesn't hurt when you hit us, but it does.

JeepChick·Mar 9, 2009, 2:21 PM

ekattan - have you seen the pic? She slaps him a few times (leaving no marks, bruises, scrapes.. nothing) and he then beats the shit out of her (black eyes, abrasions, busted lip, busted ear, etc).\r \r \r \r

Big0ne·Mar 9, 2009, 2:26 PM

I thought the pics on the internet were proven to be fakes.

SoupNazzi·Mar 9, 2009, 2:28 PM

HAHAHAHAH.... Pwned by the Blue CAWK!\r

Gatsu·Mar 9, 2009, 2:29 PM

you didnt have a problem with it if you were keeping count.

JeepChick·Mar 9, 2009, 2:39 PM

@Big - If they are fakes, then I retract my comments. But that would make the police report a fake as well?

th3midnighter·Mar 9, 2009, 2:41 PM

Fake or not, he hit a woman, then left her on the sidewalk while him and his buddies drove off. Hes a World Class douche in my book.

RivalJJH·Mar 9, 2009, 3:04 PM

So you're the one keeping Billy Mays in business with the Big City Slider Grill!!! LOL

BATMANKM·Mar 9, 2009, 3:19 PM

Chris Brown should go to prison. Blue cocks are funny. Cup cake burgers make me kinda nauseous. And I enjoyed this blog. :P - BAT

TANK·Mar 9, 2009, 3:26 PM

It's not the size that matters ...... :lol:\r \r Could have been 'worse', you could have seen it on IMAX :lol:

Mortaw·Mar 9, 2009, 4:11 PM

Ok I have never seen cupcake bergers before and I have to say that is straing. I'm a cook and I would have never thought.........I might have to try it now.

madwoman·Mar 9, 2009, 5:41 PM

I think many of men in the theaters were a bit disturbed when watching \"the blue schlong\"....whats up with that? I mean bopbs and hoochies are okay for us to sit alongside of guys to watch like its no biggie but put a blue schlong up there and all the guys get a fit of coughing or have to tie their shoe or look for lost popcorn on their clothing when that thing showed up on the screen. I had to laugh....out loud...like a school girl!! :) :) :)\r \r Oh, and Chris deserves some old fashioned punishment...like a butt whipping but I have mixed feelings about Rihanna still wanting this loser....

JeepChick·Mar 9, 2009, 6:35 PM

@madwoman.. maybe he has a huge blue cock. :)

revslow·Mar 9, 2009, 8:20 PM

I can feel my sugar levels rising just looking at the picture.

He11vis·Mar 10, 2009, 12:48 PM

He was on Jon Stewart and said that it was all CGI. I would have lied and said it was mine but they had to scale it down to fit on the screen!\r :)