Dust 'Em Off Boys!

JeepChick

Shared on Thu, 02/14/2008 - 12:59





Father and Son

Why condoms come in boxes of 3, 6 and 12

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,
"What are these, Dad?

To which the man matter-of-factly replies,
"Those are condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively,
"Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks,
"Why are there 3 in this package?"

The dad replies,
"Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."

"Cool" says the boy.
He notices a 6 pack and asks: "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers,
"TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy,
"Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack!

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied:

"Those are for the married men.

ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March...etc."

 





Comments

SoupNazzi's picture
Submitted by SoupNazzi on Thu, 02/14/2008 - 13:00
LOL!
Anonymous's picture
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Thu, 02/14/2008 - 13:10
My kid is getting ready to turn 8 and he's already started asking about sex.
Flapjaxx's picture
Submitted by Flapjaxx on Thu, 02/14/2008 - 13:18
That's funny! +1.
Durty's picture
Submitted by Durty on Thu, 02/14/2008 - 13:19
Hell mine started asking around kindergarten..the worst question was "Mom, what is gay?" while watching Will and Grace or some crap...that was FUN!
Gatsu's picture
Submitted by Gatsu on Thu, 02/14/2008 - 13:23
heh....not just for married men sadly... -_-
JeepChick's picture
Submitted by JeepChick on Thu, 02/14/2008 - 13:23
Durty, I had to have the gay conversation with my son the other night. 2 dudes were kissing on a show...he flipped out. Then I had to explain it. I used my sister [his Aunt] and her girlfriend as an example. He summed it by telling me that girls was fine, but boys were not. And they try to tell ya you don't get dispositions like that from birth.
Mandingo's picture
Submitted by Mandingo on Thu, 02/14/2008 - 13:33
I support gay marriage as long as both chics are hot.
Durty's picture
Submitted by Durty on Thu, 02/14/2008 - 13:37
Jeep, lol...aren't kids great :D
FatalPoison's picture
Submitted by FatalPoison on Thu, 02/14/2008 - 15:31
Mine asked what gay was at age 5 when we drove by some picketer's that had signs that said "God hates Fag's" my son was just learning to read and was reading everything in sight at that point......I was so pissed that I had to have that conversation with a 5yo because of a bunch close minded a$$holes.
RedRoger's picture
Submitted by RedRoger on Mon, 02/18/2008 - 12:40
LOL Funny. I've dodged that one so far.
RhyoOhki's picture
Submitted by RhyoOhki on Fri, 02/15/2008 - 08:48
LOL, that is too funny.

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