Happy and Sad at the Same Time....

Dad Spam: "A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, I bet you can't tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time." She said, "You have the biggest dick of all your friends."

LAN LAN LAN! I can't wait to see everyone later this week! I can't believe it's really time for the damn LAN! I might even shave my legs and wear a skirt... well maybe.

-------------------- HOMER!