A Joke, a Poke and a Rebuttal

A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company, knocked at the
door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children
running around at her feet.

"I'm doing some research for the Vaseline Company. Have you ever used
our product?"

She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time."

"If you don't mind my asking," he said, "What do you use it for?"

Mostly we use it for sex," she said.

The researcher was a little taken aback. "Usually people don't tell me
that they use it for sex. Instead, they tell us that they use it on a
child's bicycle chain or to lubricate a gate hinge and many other
things, but very rarely sex.

As a matter of fact, we know that most people do use it for sex. I
admire you for your honesty. Since you've been so frank with me, can
you tell me exactly HOW do you use it for sex?"

The woman said, "It's no secret and I don't mind telling you at all.
My husband and I have found that if we put it on the doorknob, it
keeps the kids out."

A Poke:

To all of those people that say that aren't gamers: Everyone is a gamer; You just haven't found your game yet. :)

And a Rebuttal to all my Grr comments from my eBay beta blog [just copied it here to make sure it is seen]: