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New Product from Apple! maybe NSFW

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Shared on Thu, 10/25/2007 - 12:08

Cause it's hard to read:

NEWS FROM APPLE

Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants.

The iBoob will cost between $499 and $599.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough, bceause women are always complainging about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.  Thanks to Apple, everyone is now happy.

Comments

UnwashedMass's picture
Submitted by UnwashedMass on Thu, 10/25/2007 - 12:16
oooooooooohhh! I'd be all over that...battery replacement would be a bitch, tho.... "Freebird!!" :D
Lbsutke's picture
Submitted by Lbsutke on Thu, 10/25/2007 - 12:20
i hate apple with a passion, but I would change my mind very quickly if this came about. Oh and it made boobs bigger...not just play music.. (o) (o)
Gatsu's picture
Submitted by Gatsu on Thu, 10/25/2007 - 12:20
Whats that honey? I was listening to Du Hast on your tits! or if you wanna get romantic....switch the tune to Al Green's "Lets stay together". muharhar.
Zikan's picture
Submitted by Zikan on Thu, 10/25/2007 - 12:22
Men will still prefer the 80GB to the 40GB ...
CRASHFIRE's picture
Submitted by CRASHFIRE on Thu, 10/25/2007 - 12:35
I take mine in 34FF instead of 80GB!! Oh, and JeepChick, let us know when you get yours!!
JeepChick's picture
Submitted by JeepChick on Thu, 10/25/2007 - 12:43
@ Crash - that's a picture of me with the Phase 4 test units in.....LMAO...too bad there was a huge renal failure related to the install and I had to have them removed.
dos's picture
Submitted by dos on Thu, 10/25/2007 - 13:01
everything is better with Apple
Gatsu's picture
Submitted by Gatsu on Thu, 10/25/2007 - 13:02
@ doscon even renal failure?
TANK's picture
Submitted by TANK on Thu, 10/25/2007 - 13:41
FINALLY ! I wouldn't mind being able to fill the implants with nice cold beer too.
cerialthriller's picture
Submitted by cerialthriller on Thu, 10/25/2007 - 14:44
@tank breast-fed beer! Genius! screw Al Gore, I'd give you the nobel peace prize!
Flywalker's picture
Submitted by Flywalker on Fri, 10/26/2007 - 00:34
well me being a true boob man, I would def. buy those for my wife. She has ample room for any size they make. And tank you have my vote also. If we could only get that past the FDA.

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